IN WHICH I FEEL ALL THE FEELS
I feel personally victimized by Australia about 90% of the time. Like. At this point Australia is just making shit up to fuck with me. Australia has a vendetta, and it's against me. I'm not entirely sure that the continent wasn't formed just to make me question everything I know. I'm also not convinced that Australia isn't like, an alien planet that crashed into Earth and then the aliens decided to hang out and were like "hey, you know what'd be funny. Let's fuck with this one chick in particular." I don't trust Australia, I don't trust the things that supposedly happen there. I don't even trust that it exists. Maybe it's an idea. A thought that someone had. And now they keep building on it with the help of other people and I'm the only one not in on the joke. Is Australia an inside joke? Someone better tell me if Australia is an inside joke. The people seem nice, though.

flowury:

it’s 2014 can we stop calling man tanks wife beaters does nobody even realize how weird that is to just throw words around like that casually because it’s so ingrained into our vocabulary what the hell

WHO THE FUCK CALLS A SHIRT A WIFE BEATER WHAT THE HELL?

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

So I saw Lucy. 

First. 10/10 would recommend. 

It’s the first movie that has left me entirely speechless. 

I could not tell you if I liked it. 

It was not what I expected from the trailers.

I left the theater feeling different but not really knowing in what way.

It’s a mind fuck.

ScarJo stars in an action film.

Morgan Freeman narrates a documentary about the human brain.

And it’s the same movie.

ScarJo manages to do some of her best acting, while being completely emotionless. Which isn’t a sly dig at her acting ability, it’s actually high praise. 

I honestly couldn’t tell you if I liked the movie. The science was iffy, and while most of the visual effects were awesome, there were a few times they could have used some improvement. (Still pretty impressive for a 40mil movie (which made 44mil opening weekend, beating out the male fronted action movie, Hercules. So hooray.)) There were a few continuity errors. These are all things that normally turn me off from a movie completely. Seriously, nothing will push me away from a movie faster than bad science. But from a story telling standpoint and from an artistic standpoint, this movie was so fucking incredible. The story being told actually took my breath away. If I hadn’t been with a friend who just would not understand, I probably would have cried at the end just from the sheer beauty of the story. I couldn’t tell you, couldn’t actually put into words what made the movie so beautiful, I honestly don’t know. The story just felt beautiful. And the way they told that story was beyond brilliant and really unconventional and just so goddamn new. I’ve seen a lot of movies. Lucy is unlike anything I’ve ever seen. I can’t tell you if I liked the movie. I have just as many bad things as good things to say. But Lucy is my favorite movie. 

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

current sexuality: Scarlett Johansson smirking as she prepares to kill a man with her bare hands. 

this one.

Please go see Lucy.

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

current sexuality: Scarlett Johansson smirking as she prepares to kill a man with her bare hands. 

this one.

current sexuality: Scarlett Johansson smirking as she prepares to kill a man with her bare hands. 

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

yoshikuroi:

sunshine-and-pie:

ircnpatriot:

as the next season of doctor who approaches its time for me to wrestle with the question

does my faith in peter capaldi outweigh my distrust of steven moffat

I am familiar with that question.

APPARENTLY THEY’RE YELLING AT EACH OTHER ON SET AND THE GENERAL VIBE IS PETER CAPALDI DECLARING THAT HE WILL NOT BE CHASED OFF THIS SHOW

I WANT PICTURES BECAUSE I’M JUST PICTURING THEM LITERALLY YELLING AT EACH OTHER WHILE EVERYONE ELSE JUST GOES ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS

the-knights-of-camelot:

superwholockanime:

yamino:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk
you tell me


this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true


This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.


Patrickmelon
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site


Hoo hoo! This is an Ice Melon, found only in kingdom of Arendelle. They sell on the black market for about 300 glowing troll crystals.  They’re guaranteed to cool you down in hot summer months. Eating too many of these can result in heart freeze and turning into a popsicle.

THE TOP RIGHT CORNER GUYS

Fuck you


Eating of the ice melon while carrying child has long been said to grant the child incredible power over ice and snow. It’s said that these powers would grow so strong that eventually the entire world would be frozen over.  This is commonly referred to as an old wives tale, but it seems that most women still avoid the melon during pregnancy.

the-knights-of-camelot:

superwholockanime:

yamino:

zombie-alpaca-sex-tarp:

bestrooftalkever:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ¥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

image

but idk

you tell me

image

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

image

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

image

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

I’m fucking done with this site

image

Hoo hoo! This is an Ice Melon, found only in kingdom of Arendelle. They sell on the black market for about 300 glowing troll crystals.  They’re guaranteed to cool you down in hot summer months. Eating too many of these can result in heart freeze and turning into a popsicle.

THE TOP RIGHT CORNER GUYS

Fuck you

Eating of the ice melon while carrying child has long been said to grant the child incredible power over ice and snow. It’s said that these powers would grow so strong that eventually the entire world would be frozen over. This is commonly referred to as an old wives tale, but it seems that most women still avoid the melon during pregnancy.

(Source: tumblr.com)

monkey-toes:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

THAT’S BULLSHIT. TOTAL BULLSHIT. HOW DO I CHOOSE. HOW. 

Red pill. You don’t have to be a musician to appreciate beauty in music, but a poem loses something in translation.

good point. thank you. you win.

monkey-toes:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

THAT’S BULLSHIT. TOTAL BULLSHIT. HOW DO I CHOOSE. HOW.

Red pill. You don’t have to be a musician to appreciate beauty in music, but a poem loses something in translation.

good point. thank you. you win.

(Source: maudelynn)

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

a mental breakdown because of HOW HOT I AM? YES.

(Source: flewor)

zohbugg:

Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.