IN WHICH I FEEL ALL THE FEELS
I feel personally victimized by Australia about 90% of the time. Like. At this point Australia is just making shit up to fuck with me. Australia has a vendetta, and it's against me. I'm not entirely sure that the continent wasn't formed just to make me question everything I know. I'm also not convinced that Australia isn't like, an alien planet that crashed into Earth and then the aliens decided to hang out and were like "hey, you know what'd be funny. Let's fuck with this one chick in particular." I don't trust Australia, I don't trust the things that supposedly happen there. I don't even trust that it exists. Maybe it's an idea. A thought that someone had. And now they keep building on it with the help of other people and I'm the only one not in on the joke. Is Australia an inside joke? Someone better tell me if Australia is an inside joke. The people seem nice, though.